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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via awkwardvagina)

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fugrats:

godwithabod:

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

(Source: financialshade, via chickenqveen)

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mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

(via spookyfrenchfriesvevo)

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