m4ge:

Writing the conclusion is the worst part of writing reports

Ah yes thank you for reading my paper now please allow me to restate my thesis statement with slightly different wording and ultimately waste your time

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vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

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uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

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nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

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Q: Favourite way to masterbate?

thetowndrugdealer:

i just punch my vagina over and over and over and over and over again


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cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

image

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