Nyoom

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via hahahollister)

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neyruto:

i had a dream i downloaded an ed, edd and eddy dating sim that was SUPER HIGH DEF like you could see all the pores on jimmy’s face and you played as an aged up ed in a semi-medieval setting. so ed and jimmy were rowing a boat and were about to kiss when a big red warning in horrible gothic font popped up and said “yaoi warning!!! you are about to experience a yaoi moment if you dont want to see yaoi look away!!!” and then my computer crashed

(via jeweleza)

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  • most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
  • me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks
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andromeda4002019:

kissing is disgusting but i need to be kissed rn. asap. quickly

(via heliolisk)

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