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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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monstermo:

Be our guest

be our guest

Would you like to feel my breasts?

(via happyonaccident)

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enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in

(via whitetrashofficial)

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